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Humor Writing - Jour 488 Joke Collection The purpose of this homework assignment was to review the writings of professional humorists. The following jokes were selected by the class: Q. Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg? Getting married is very much like going to a continental restaurant
with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the
other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that! Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress.
But I repeat myself. I learned something new about babies. You have to change those
diapers every day. When it says 6-12 lbs. on the box, they aren't
kidding, that's all those diapers will hold. To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kinda scary. I've
wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time
I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad. Big scare, Bush choked on pretzel and passed out. After all this
time worrying about Bin Laden, President Bush is almost done in
by Mr. Salty. A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, give me a tube of chapstick
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